Donkey was patrolling the shrekstival with the three dick agents, forcing the guests to commit to shrexualism or die. They arrested the Cookie Monster and handed him over to Tyrion Lannister. Later, they came across Johal Nikolas Oddam who hesitated replying to Donkey's threat. Before they could eliminate him, Johal was rescued by the Homiesexual and escaped the festival.
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Appearance:
Dick Agent 1 has the appearance of a humanoid penis, with dark skin and pink glans. He wears black shades, a yellow shirt, green tie, and a dark gray suit. He wears the typical armband of the military forces in Shrek's Kingdom around his left arm, and carries a pistol in his right hand.
He is the smallest of the three dick agents.
Personality:
Silent, cold-hearted and constantly ready to kill. The Dick Agent follows Donkey's orders to the death.
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Two facebook-comments with requests by Aura Nomdeplume and Therese Thres Lauridsen were combined to result in the Dick agents. Aura's comment was "A cock", and Therese replied "Colourful cocks!!! Without being racist.".
Because of Therese's comment Amargaard did the opposite of stereotypical penis sizes, making the dark-colored the smallest of the three, and the asian-colored one the tallest.
